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A haiku to sum up my Monday evening...
There's little in life
quite as amusing to Joe
as peeing outside.
Related anecdote.
Emily: Will, can you pass me some toilet paper. (I need a security detail at all times ... even in the bathroom)
Joe: (from the other room) Did you poop mom?
Emily: No.
Will: (throws toilet paper on bathroom floor and claps)
Joe: (still yelling from the other room) Then why do you need toilet paper?
Emily: Ladies use toilet paper every time they use the restroom.
Joe: (walking into the bathroom) Oh. I thought you might have peed on the seat. That's when boys use toilet paper.
Will: (laughs)
Goodnight my lovelies. I gotta go to bed. More in the morning.
olive juice, okay?
emily
p.s. blast from the past.
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